Hello Dolly!

In the mail came a gal made of plastic,
Whom the guys thought was truly fantastic.
They unpacked her with care,
Then they filled her with air,
And voilá! She became orgiastic!

Copyright 1996 by M Pickard

Well, it appears that a limerick by itself is not enough text to publish a whole hub. Yet I fear I have nothing else to add to it that is relevant. :o)

I did write this other silly little ditty once, when I was potty-training (or trying to potty-train!) my daughter...

(to be sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star)

Tinkle, tinkle little girl,

Give this potty thing a whirl.

Yes I know the seat is cold,

Please just do as you are told.

Tinkle, tinkle little girl,

Give this potty thing a whirl.